Because God Told Me To.

Ok, because I have so much time on my hands...

A little bit of mathematician & bible humour

Cops are fucktards. No-knock warrents should be outlawed!

The title says it all, really...

I've wanted to do this to every one of those bastages that knocks on my door...

So much for finding true happieness, True Believers!

Religious Freaks Gone Wild

Full article is here Make sure you check it for the "rules of acceptable Christian Porn!!"

From the article:

Many readers have written in to ask us about pornography. Is it acceptable for Christians to view adult entertainment? Our stance on pornography is directly informed by our position on sex and sexuality with regards to Christianity. Depending on the circumstances, the act of intercourse can be either a defilement of the body and soul through lust and indulgence of the senses, or it can be a celebration of God-given sexuality that uplifts the bodies and spirits of both partners. Likewise, pornography could be either degrading and sinful (as it almost always is), or it could depict acts that, when viewed appropriately, could enhance the sexual and sensual relationships of believers.

Homosexuality, fornication cause of tsunami?
Saudi professor says sinful acts at Christmastime caused disaster

Posted: January 5, 2005
1:00 a.m. Eastern

© 2005 WorldNetDaily.com

A Muslim Saudi professor says the earthquake and tsunami in south Asia were punishment from Allah for homosexuality and fornication committed by residents and visitors of affected countries at Christmastime.

A television interview of Sheik Fawzan Al-Fawzan, a professor at the Al-Imam University, was translated and posted on the Internet by the Middle East Media Research Institute TV Monitor Project, or MEMRI TV. The interview can be viewed on MEMRI's website.

Sweet. A 12" Jesus action figure that TALKS. You can see the doll for yourself here

Make sure you listen to the audio clip. It's the best part.

From Ananova.com:

Toy firm markets talking Jesus action doll

A US toy firm has created a talking action doll of Jesus Christ which recites the Ten Commandments.

Herobuilders says it has come full circle and created "the ONLY real hero: Talking Our Lord Jesus Christ Action Figure".

I wish that I could take credit for this...but the boys at www.jesuschristsuperstore.net have taken the ultimate prize in blasphemous products!

I can't even describe the site...you need to go an see it for yourself!

http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/index.html