Because God Told Me To.

Holy crap. I just took a look at my "tracking" page on this site. I look like a freaking nutjob.

Let me just say: I read A LOT of fucked up, weird ass news sites including collegehumor.com, fark.com, newsoftheweird.com etc.... when I get bored.

Those sites have A LOT of different kinds stories.

I only repost the ones I think would be appropriate or funny for JC.com.

Seriously... I'm really not that messed up.