Because God Told Me To.

I feel like I've hit my quota of stories submitted for today, so I'll just post this here.

Semen acts as an anti-depressant

Yep. Newscientist.com ran an article about how women who were directly exposed to semen were less depressed. The researchers think this is because mood-altering hormones in semen are absorbed through the vagina. They say they have ruled out other explanations.

So ladies, keep that in mind when you're feeling down. We're here to help.