Because God Told Me To.

Sweet. A 12" Jesus action figure that TALKS. You can see the doll for yourself here

Make sure you listen to the audio clip. It's the best part.

From Ananova.com:

Toy firm markets talking Jesus action doll

A US toy firm has created a talking action doll of Jesus Christ which recites the Ten Commandments.

Herobuilders says it has come full circle and created "the ONLY real hero: Talking Our Lord Jesus Christ Action Figure".

It's Jesus action figure stands 12 inches high, wears biblical robes and costs the equivalent of £15.

The Connecticut-based firm also makes 'hero' action figures of President Bush, Tony Blair and former New York mayor Rudy Giuliani.

It also sells a range of 'villain' action figures including Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein and Saddam's son Uday.