Because God Told Me To.

BBC News reports a woman was jailed for tearing off her ex's testicle. Women is crazy bitches, man!

Over at the Daily KOS, 'feduphoosier' brings us news of a savage attack by a couple of Indiana good-ol-boys against a gay man, which is receiving no media coverage. Men is crazy bitches, man!

Guys, she really IS a daddy's girl.

North Carolina is fucked up when it comes to alternative fuels. Well, North Carolina is just fucked up. But I digress...

Anywho, have a great day, Eat At Joe's, Drink The Kool-Aide, yadda-yadda.