Because God Told Me To.

I'm so sick of idiots demanding that the world revolve around them. Sorry kids, but no matter how hard you shut your eyes, or how many times you call something 'stupid', the world is still the world. Live with it, or slit your fucking wrists - you're wasting my oxygen.

Oh, and while we're at it, if you say you're going to show up for something... Show the fuck up. If you don't, its your fucking problem, not mine.