Because God Told Me To.

...And, a bunch 'o' misc crap...

This chick (yeah, I called her a chick. Fuck you.) just wants us to know romance is dead. Really.

What's your zombie plan? (Direct link)

Anyone who thinks naming their kids some fucked-up, weird-ass name so that they get the shit kicked out of them every day for the rest of their lives, consider what you're doing. WTF were the parents thinking, REALLY?

Looks like Wired is as paranoid as I am.

Oh, by the way, you fags better stop kissing on GAY-HATING AMERICAN AIRLINES, yo. Gay kissing is a fucking flight risk, mmmkay?

If you're a republican, and you can't figure out how to get the heat off your party, why not just make shit up! At least that way, you won't get your ass handed to you.

Better be careful what you type at work... It might just come back to haunt you.

Remember Railroad Tycoon? It's a free download now. Fuck, I hate flash-only sites. Where do people FIND these site designers?

Speaking of * Tycoon, Abandonia has Transport Tycoon Deluxe, amongst other various and sundry old, abandoned DOS games. Please, visit the site. These games desperately need a home. Won't you help?

What if the worst should happen? (I mean, non-zombie related). Are you prepared?

And, finally, could someone please talk to the Sci-Fi channel, and ask them to stop having such shit programming? A good (or BAD, rather) 80% of what's on is schlock. Giant snakes, leprechans, C (no, not B, C!) rate movies... Get more Dr. Who, Torchwood, and Battlestar Galactica (new series) quality content - people might actually start to take you seriously.

Shiny.