Because God Told Me To.

This one's for all you nerds with a twisted sense of humor just like me: http://www.groanmyip.com. Cheers!

So I just logged after a LONG time away (relatively anway), to find that I have stumbled by chance into the 13th hour of my 13th week as a member here. I'm pretty sure that that means I am either going to be axed to death by some psychopath tonight, or that I'm going to *be* the psychopath axing people left and right tonight.

Anyhoo.

So yeah. I got a new job. I never realized how much time I actually spent pumping this site full of crap (literally and figuratively I might add). What can I say though? I'm not actually the only Administrator at the new place, so I actually have to pay attention and worry about the shit I do online. Weird.

Holy crap. I just took a look at my "tracking" page on this site. I look like a freaking nutjob.

Let me just say: I read A LOT of fucked up, weird ass news sites including collegehumor.com, fark.com, newsoftheweird.com etc.... when I get bored.

Those sites have A LOT of different kinds stories.

I only repost the ones I think would be appropriate or funny for JC.com.

Seriously... I'm really not that messed up.

Study shows that women who bottle their feelings and DON'T nag their husbands are 4 times more likely to die.

Story

I feel like I've hit my quota of stories submitted for today, so I'll just post this here.

Semen acts as an anti-depressant

Yep. Newscientist.com ran an article about how women who were directly exposed to semen were less depressed. The researchers think this is because mood-altering hormones in semen are absorbed through the vagina. They say they have ruled out other explanations.

So ladies, keep that in mind when you're feeling down. We're here to help.

So I'm in the middle of a massive software conversion at my office. To top it off, we're getting audited for SOX 404 compliance, and there are several issues to address before that happens. It's nearing finals week, and I pretty much need to ace them to get a decent grade in my classes. And the holidays are upon us.

So what am I doing with the majority of my time? Why, playing Knights of the Old Republic of course!