Because God Told Me To.

This one's for all you nerds with a twisted sense of humor just like me: http://www.groanmyip.com. Cheers!

Yeah, another heapin' helpin' of my horse brutality!

Why isn't the mainstream media covering the impeachment progress of Cheney? There's now 10 members of Congress signed up for it... and not a peep from the news.

Ok, because I have so much time on my hands...

A little bit of mathematician & bible humour

Cops are fucktards. No-knock warrents should be outlawed!

BBC News reports a woman was jailed for tearing off her ex's testicle. Women is crazy bitches, man!

I might have to buy a PS2 for this game, if I can find someone to 'play with me'...

Yeah, I know its an oxymoron. Moron.

Lessee... Microsoft... Guess what happens when you write good software? for MS's stuff?
They sue.
And what happens when you try to do business with them? They lie, cheat, and steal.

Why do people even deal with that company anymore?

I'm so sick of idiots demanding that the world revolve around them. Sorry kids, but no matter how hard you shut your eyes, or how many times you call something 'stupid', the world is still the world. Live with it, or slit your fucking wrists - you're wasting my oxygen.

Oh, and while we're at it, if you say you're going to show up for something... Show the fuck up. If you don't, its your fucking problem, not mine.